Hissy Fit #1:
B-man: I'm going to put my Dopp kit in your suitcase because mine already weighs almost 50 pounds.
Me: I thought you were packing light.
B-man: Well, I'm close to the limit.
Me: I'm not even done packing yet. Will you not put anything else in my suitcase?
B-man: Fine. Forget it. I'll just pay the extra fine. (Walks away mumbling under breath.)
Me: Look, let me get done packing and see how much room I have, then we'll fit your extra stuff in.
B-man: Okay, fine.
Hissy Fit #2:
B-man: I tried to eat breakfast, but had to choke it down, so I brought a banana to eat on the plane. Will you put it in your purse?
B-man: (On the plane): I'm going to order an orange juice and eat my banana now...yum.
Me: Um, could you not eat the banana, because I hate the way it smells.
B-man: Yeah, okay.
Me: And could you cover up your gum on the napkin cause it's grossing me out.
Hissy Fit #3:
Me: How much longer to Mason City? My ass is tired.
B-man: I know, mine, too. And why is there an f-ing construction sign when there's no construction?
Me: They're probably sitting in their car laughing at us having to slow down to 55 mph just because they put the sign up.
Me: Total assholes.
Me: I feel like Mexican food.
Hissy Fit #4
Me: This (hotel) room is f-ing freezing.
B-man: So turn the heat up.
Me: The sign says 'please leave the unit on cool.' WTF?
B-man: I'll call the front desk.
Front Desk: We'll send someone up.
Someone: How about we just turn everything off so there's no air at all and it just stays where it is?
Me: That would be just great, but it's freezing in here.
Someone: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah, really.
Someone: Well, how about we start at 68 degrees?
Me: No, we'll start at 71 degrees.
Someone: But it will heat the whole building.
Someone: Okay, let's start there.
Now, B-man and I are drinking wine, enjoying our view of Mason City's Central Park and basking in a 71 degree room. We'll go out to dinner soon and laugh about our day and probably high-five about our hissy fits.
I'm so glad we're finally here.
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