Yesterday, I caught myself in mid-attention deficit mode. Not that it's the first time.
A glimpse into my world:
I should e-mail my team about the event on Wednesday.
But I'm hungry - don't I still have half a grapefruit in my fridge?
Wait, leave a post-it for Sarah about the database update first.
Where are my plastic spoons?
Eating grapefruit with a plastic spoon is going to be
a pain in my ass.
I should have peeled it like an orange.
I have to pee.
First, I'll e-mail the event on Wednesday.
What if this grapefruit squirts all over me?
And where are the documents I printed for my
Okay, here they are.
Is that grapefruit juice on them?
That reminds me of the time I spilled Diet Coke all over my presentation.
I need to add a quote to my presentation in April.
I'll just google that quickly.
Now I really have to pee.
But wait, what about Wednesday's event?
Dammit, now I'm late for my 10:00 meeting...
The rest of my day was just more of the same.
Attention deficit? I prefer 'multi-tasking.'
The only consistent thing about the day was my perfume, Moschino Couture.
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