Me: What stinks?
B-man: What are you talking about?
Me: Something smells sour. (I sniff all around the kitchen at counter level.)
B-man: What is it you smell?
Me: It's the dish rag - that's just nasty.
B-man: I just put a clean one out and they're
Me: Well they must stink when they get wet, 'cause
B-man: (Picks up the dish rag, smells it and shrugs)
Me: Sorry I'm so weird about smells.
B-man: You're a freak with that nose.
Me: Wow, I am, aren't I?
B-man: Yeah, but it's fun.
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